Sheperdeded

Stemming from the climax of the game Modern Warfare 2, the term Sheperdeded means to be killed by having a knife thrown into the eye socket. The term can also be used as a blanket adjective to describe any situation where one is unarguably fucked.

"General Sheperd was sheperdeded in the end of MW2"

"That kid got sheperdeded when he fell off the roof onto the table saw"

by mikegjoes April 22, 2010

rhetarded

This is a ghey version of retarded, taking the intellectual meaning out of the word so as not to offend the politically correct.

That ghey presentation at school today was so rhetarded I wanted to burpsnart

by BenConsult December 9, 2013

subtarded

A term describing a person or endeavor that is of a lower standard than even the conventional definition of retarded.

Also:
Thornspawn
Black Witchery
football

I cannot believe that Osmose signed such subtarded bands.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Shitarded

So drunk your shit-faced and retarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!

by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

by cheekytina June 2, 2008