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Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female
I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port
by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012
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Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus
"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"
by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019
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Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.
How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.
by B-rizzle October 8, 2019
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Spelping

Spam + Yelping = Spelping

When one person (or a group of people) join Yelp.com and make up bogus accounts just so they can review their own business favorably, or flag unfavorable reviews that legit Yelpers have written.

This term was derived by Boston Yelpers
Person 1: Did you see the reviews for <insert business name here>? Looks like spelping to me, what do you think?

Person 2: Yea, one review, 5 stars, and doesn't say much. Total orange head too.

Person 1: Yea, I'm flagging it.

Person 2: Already on it.
by Jen H December 16, 2008
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Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010
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Sheping

Sheping, a word used to describe the act of a politician asking a question they already know the answer to, in order to make their party or boss look good.
The Conservative MP for Kensington enjoys sheping during Prime Minister’s Questions.
by Sycosynk July 23, 2020
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Hard Shelling

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
by cvcoleman September 14, 2010
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