skadouche

a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.

or

when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.

"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."

or

"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."

by ChanClair June 12, 2008

shoredouche

A typical Shoreditch (in east London, UK) twit.

One of them trendies that'd strap a meercat to their head if they were told it was cool by Vice magazine or Noel Fielding or the like... though noel fielding has lost his touch a bit

Not everyone in Shoreditch is a Shoredouche... but a fair chunk of em are

can be used in an amiable teasing manner of course... its just a shame 'douche' is such a twattish word...

"fuck a duck! check out the Shoredouche over there, he has a small rodent tied to each ear and he's riding a bike fit for a toddler. Would you look at that; his knees are so high up he's at risk of causing himself a concussion"

by Grandma Polly October 17, 2008

sedouchion

1)noun : being seduced into douche-like/douchey behavior or being talked in to doing something only a douchebag would do.

1) Zach refused to get caught up in the sedouchion all around him in college and focused on his education instead.

That girl was crazy bro! I'm glad you didn't give in to her sedouchion!!

by RCC#3&ZS January 22, 2010

Skidouchebag

The only thing worse than being a douchebag.

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!

by That One Girl? December 11, 2011

skadouchebag

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much

after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag

by donutlover57 March 13, 2011

skidouche

Being just a little more than a douche but less than a full blown douche bag

Carl: Hey Bill whats up Brandons kiester
Bill: Dont worry about it Carl hes just a skidouche

by That 0ne Fella October 8, 2010

sedouche bag

A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.

Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag

by aslfsa January 8, 2012