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Taking Badman for Saltbread

When you take badman for salt bread
"You see he touching up my girl? He like he taking badman for saltbread"
by xX_edgelord69_Xx November 11, 2018
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Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.
Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?
by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017
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Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
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Sharthead

Basically like shithead but more family friendly mostly 12 yr olds use it when they don’t want to swear but still be cool.
Kid one: Hah just beat you full combo
Kid two: YOU SHARTHEAD
by Mello is dumb March 10, 2021
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shortbreading

The exchange of women's underwear via the open windows of two adjacent cars, driven by like-minded couples.
"I took the wife shortbreading last night, got ourselves a lovely G-string for our troubles"
by Peter the Shortbreader December 29, 2007
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shortbreading

The practice of passing cars to exchange underwear via adjacent windows.
The Ka passed the Punto in the night and the briefest flash of colour was seen as the panties passed hands, driver to driver, as their partners sat in the passenger seat waiting for their new attire that tonights shortbreading would bring.
by -=D=- January 6, 2008
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shortbread

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''
by danielishot January 25, 2023
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