shark week

The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.

Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.

by alilmissmisfit August 7, 2016

Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.

cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

by cm2ford port hueneme March 28, 2011

Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 12, 2014

Shark ..... week

When a poolee in the marines is so fat and slow, two other poolees' have to run back to get him and circle him like sharks.

Shark ..... week

by dome condom August 27, 2010

Shark Week

The time during a woman's menstral cycle in which she attacks and tries to murder those around her.

I'm not going over to my girlfriend's place until Tuesday- it's shark week over there.

by fuckfacebitchez February 27, 2015

Shark Week

The week of a girl's period.

Kay: "Taya, Shark Week for you is starting soon."
Taya: "Oh shit, have you started?
Kat: "Yup"
Michelle: "Well fuck, that means I'm starting soon, too!"

by DeadRoseBringsMusicToMyEars May 16, 2014

Shark Week

Sharks like blood. Women bleed once a month. Shark week.

Dude! Do a little xbox today?

Can't. Shark week.

by Big Black Deer April 29, 2014