Al Sharpton Syndrome

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant

Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome

by JB227890 March 18, 2022

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

shagathon

Sexual version of a marathon whereby adults indulge in constant shagging over a number of days. Experimentalism is encouraged!

My mate Ken and his bird had a fucking shagathon for 6 days. Lucky bugger.

by charbrad73 November 25, 2009

Scaretonin

The chemical that carries messages between nerve cells in the brain and throughout your body when you enjoy a scary movie or scaring somebody else in good fun.

Also responsible for the feeling of elation when shopping and or decorating for Halloween.

Let's watch that new horror movie, I need a boost of scaretonin.

by Mano Meile June 29, 2022

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

emotional shareholder

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.

Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.

by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Al Sharpton

An ignorant, loud mouth, anti-american, camera-chasing racist who promotes and supports racial hatred/ tension.

America would be a much better place without the likes of Al Sharpton running around shooting off their mouths.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 6, 2009