shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.

Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''

by Live To Win July 7, 2010

Shamiton

An insult, commonly used for a person that is a complete idiot and has no idea what they're doing in life because, also commonly referred to as a Niggerfaggot who needs some help.

Dill, this is build battle not fuck around and act like a stupid shamiton!

by ThatOneShamitonWhoPlaysHypixel February 1, 2017

Shammit

A delightful mix of "Shit" and "Dammit".

Ben: Shammit!!!
Caitlin: What?
Ben: I stubbed my toe.
Caitlin: Ooo, ouch.

by The Flying Filipino October 31, 2005

Shamit

Shamit is Sanskrit word meaning peaceful and a person with no vices. He doesn't hurt anybody and helps everybody in their tasks. He maintains peace and doesn't indulge in malpractices of any kind.

That person has all the qualities to be called Shamit. He helped prevent riots in his area using non violence

by abcdef4182 July 30, 2016

Shampizz

n. The white foamy substance formed on the top of the hands after shampooing the head/hair.

Tommy used Shampizz to clean the other patches of hair on his body.

by Austin Bizer March 19, 2009

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

Shamditioner

A mixture of shampoo and conditioner.

In order to saze time, I used shamditioner in the shower.

by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011