Shamyok

Shamyok is the type of person to smoke weed in class and drink alcohol for school lunch. He enjoys cocaine, ketamine, meth and Joe. He may seem nice until you find out that he has 90% of the illegal drugs in the world and the other 10% are probably stored up your mum. Shamyok likes to eat (kids). They say you are what you eat which means Shamyok is a drug lord. If you ever meet Shamyok, ask for drugs and he’ll give you some, and hopefully doesn’t shank you with a baby’s toenail that he somehow managed to get (don’t ask).

In the language of Gods, Sham means ‘drugs’ and yok means ‘drugs’.

Somebody: Hey guys have u seen Shamyok?
Somebody else: Shamyok who?
Somebody: Ligma balls.
Somebody else: This is why nobody likes you.

by Not funny, cried November 18, 2019

sharook

The best guy that you will ever see so far. He is hot, sexy and his love is pure. He have a great heart and and even though he won't talk to you everyday, he loves you. Stick with him.

Student 1: who is Sharook

Student 2: Sharook is my nice friend

by Josh maraim benny September 14, 2020

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Shamoozlet

A 'shamoozlet' is a unit used to measure an indefinate yet usually short amount of time. The word shamoozlet orginates from the word shamoozle which is heavily used by 'Ell Da Peach' and members of 'The Peach Posse'

"Back in a shamoozlet biotch"

"Oh shit.. theres the pigs.. back in a shamoozlet"

"Ell... will you shut the fuck up saying shamoozlet all the fucking time!?"

by The Big Dawg August 9, 2006

Shmook

An expression used to describe the feeling one has when looking into a loved one's eyes while being overcome with the desire to bite them on the cheek (not too hard). this expression can only be used by someone who is absolutely head over heels in love. It is often used loudly.

Shmooooooooooooook (shmook), I love you with every part of my liver, spleen, and gall bladder.

by Van-D-Lize May 10, 2006

shamok

It is the Norwegian word for faggot

Wow, you're such a shamok

by Heptic May 20, 2014

peak a boo shamoo

To take a shit that is so long that it falls into the hole of the toilet and extends upwards to pop its head up out of the toilet water, as if to say "peak a boo".

I just took the longest turd you should have seen it it was a total peak a boo shamoo! wicked!

by Paul Rabinowitz July 4, 2006