THE ShamWOW :)

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.

Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)

by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

ShamWow

When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.

Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow

by Sham_Man November 22, 2009

Shamwow

Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/

Verb, -wing, -wed

1. To trick, con, or hoax someone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.

1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.
2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.
3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.

by gabe17 December 22, 2008

Shamwow

A useless scam product that doesn't work like it's intended to

"This thing is such a shamwow!"

by Blargmuffin May 9, 2010

Shamwow

A nickname given to someone who annoys the living fuck out of you until you pray to God for the sweet gift of death

Jesus Shamwow, you make shoving a pine cone up my ass sound like a wonderful way to relax

by WannaBeTrollerCudosxxxx October 2, 2010

Shamwow

V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.

to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing

I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!

see also the shit out of

by JustinHimmelbaum February 4, 2009

Shamwow

When a girl's pussy is too wet, so you take her panties off, shove them up her pussy to dry it off, then shove them in her mouth before she can ask what you are doing.

That bitch was like a slip n' slide and I couldn't get any traction, so I gave her a good ol' fashioned Shamwow.

by Adamlumin93 May 12, 2021