vaginal excercises

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore

kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.

by -jesus October 4, 2008

sexcersise

A form of excersise, sex and excersise mixed together. A fun way to get fit!

Kath: Gosh I'm getting fat
Matt: Have you tried sexcersise

by :.:Anon:.: September 15, 2005

sexcersise

Refers to extreme calorie burning while having intense episodes of sex.

man! i don't think I'm going to be able to burn off that chubby checker double decker, Im going to see if my girlfriend wants to "sexcersise".

by Bag_O_Douche July 1, 2009

sexercised

A state of being that a former lover takes on once you've had sex with someone new and are no longer pining over the previous relationship.

I had such a great time with Jim last night, I don't know what I was thinking being so upset about Phillippe dumping me like that... I think being with Jim finally sexercised Phillippe from my mind once and for all!

by snowscape September 26, 2011

Sexorcised

When you've had sex with a person and you are now over the feelings you had for another. Generally when the sex was so good with the first person and then the sex was equally good if not better with the second.

"Wow Joe was so good in bed my heart went to my vagina, but then Danny came along and he blew my mind. He totally sexorcised Joe"

by hardcore101 October 4, 2011

Sexcersisim

Getting fucked so good it takes away all your negativity.

That dick was so amazing last night he performed a sexcersisim on me

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

sexercise

exercises done, mostly by young female college students, for what appears to be for the sole pupose of improving sexual prowess and tend to resemble the act of coitus. Most exercizes that work the inner thigh or buttocks can be considered sexercises.

Man #1: Dear god, what is she doing to that machine in the middle of the gym?
Man #2: Don't worry man, she is just doing her sexercises
Man #1: Oh....I got to get my girlfriend on that workout program

by johouse April 11, 2005