Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game
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Monkey Sex

I had Monkey Sex last night.
by Barry Odoms July 20, 2003
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Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day
by Towelie March 07, 2005
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Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game
by Jayke903 October 06, 2019
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Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
by Joshermon August 31, 2009
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shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
by minghi May 18, 2003
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hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.
After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
by Oprah February 26, 2003
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