sew diggity

A straight up pimp, walks with a limp, wears his hat to the side, you best run and hide, it’s goin down like a rodeo clown. You might have heard of him..

Hey yo, is that Sew Diggity creepin while ya sleeping around Head Mountain..

by Sewdogg December 23, 2018

SEW TREW

A form of saying 'so true'. Except it's a much queefier way to say it and it really gets to the point. This phrase was created by the one and only Ranil and was spread through to the whole world. It is a great way to end a conversation or to just get the conversation going.

Person 1:"I'm going to kill myself"
Person 2: "SEW TREW".

by dojacatsfratboy May 13, 2022

Sew-On

An insult for Some guy who was poor enough to be born with no dick so has to use a rubber dildo as a cock and sew it on.

An insult for someone who has no dick

John: "Hey Robert, how you doing?"
Robert: "Shut up Sew-On"

by LOLjokeGUY May 30, 2011

sew my royal oaks

To travel abroad and draw ones name in the sand

I need to leave to sew my royal oaks, not blow anyone’s back out.

by HolyBoy999 July 6, 2023

Sew buttons on a peacoat

something to say when you dont know what to say

"So...," she said trying to fill the odd silence.
"Sew buttons on a peacoat," the old man replied.

by casper_thegirl January 31, 2022

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

eye bee sew we todd it

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"

Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020