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West Side Sesame Street 

"When you get in there, it's 'What's up homeboy?.' You walk from cell to cell, introducing yourself, staying back as far to the rail as you can in case you got enemies in there....So you go cell to cell, all 13 cells, introducing yourself, telling them where you're from. West Side Sesame Street. And then go back to your cell....And you have good day, you resume programming for awhile." OG Badger, Prison Stories 1.3, Oct. 12, 2018.
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sesame street 

In Poker, a straight consisting of Ace-two-three-four-five.

This obviously comes from the TV Show Sesame Street, which helps preschoolers learn to count.
You've got two pair, but I've got Sesame Street.
sesame street by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Sesame Street 

THE MOST BOMB ASS BOSS ASS GANGSTA NIGGA TV SHOW EVER! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOU GET A GET OUT OF VIRGIN FREE CARD! WATCH THIS SHOW AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 5 INCHES! IF YOU DONT WATCH THIS SHOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN FOR LIFE! FUCK!
*Sesame Street is on the tv*
Elmo: sup my gangsta nigga
Grover: what you say fool?
Elmo: *shoots grover*
Grover: noooo why did you shoot me elmo you gangsta ass nigga
Elmo: I had to dawg... I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
Grover: NOOOOOOO
Elmo: hahahhaha
Sesame Street by D23pinfreak September 25, 2018

Sesame street brawl 

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.
The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.
Sesame street brawl by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Sesame Street Me 

When you fuck someone with puppets or some sort of odd ball creature roleplay sex.
"Sesame street me Jack. Fist me with a fucking muppet hand!"
Sesame Street Me by ClueMaster July 12, 2017

Sesame Street 

15 year old mother: I'll just set little Timmy in front of Sesame Street then we can hit the mall!

15 year old skank: Okey dokey!
Sesame Street by Elitist January 26, 2004

Hey, this is Wall Street, not Sesame Street

Something said to a panicked young finance professional who is whining, crying or otherwise panicking because things aren't as expected.
Hey, this is Wall Street, not Sesame Street. Calm down you little pussy.