Sermon on the Mount

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.

This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.

by paigeville October 22, 2009

sermonar

A sermonar is similar to a seminar in that there is a topic and one or two presenters. Seminar is usually more like a workshop, which can be as short as several hours, or even as long as several days, with Q&A periods. A sermonar is no longer than 2 hours, and is given during the morning worship period at a church.

My husband and I recently gave a sermonar on Christian dating and marriage at a church in Santa Monica, California during the 11:00 a.m. worship period. It was well-received, and we went away with lots of helpful feedback. (True story!)

by Nene' February 15, 2010

ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008

sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.

Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."

by psudosex December 12, 2013

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009