by AST Seltex <3 March 2, 2021
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when two people are enagaged in sexual conversations via text messaging. They have established sextextuals as a way of communicating.
Hey can you send me a sextextual tonight.
Hey can you send me a sextextual tonight.
by Jasmine Albuquerque March 4, 2008
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Get the Sextextastic mug.This is when a person texts one person continously for long periods of time regardless of where they are or who they are with. It is commonly found among young males whom have obtained a soppy girlfriend or preteen partner. In both cases usually the other-half will become upset if the host does not text them back and will become highly emotional and perhaps turn to self-harm.
When it is suggested that the phone should be put down to spend time with friends and family, the host experiences a radical change in personality and can become volitile and lash out believing that what they have is "special" and "unique".
This is believed to be one of the first stepping stones to becoming "whipped" or otherwise better known as a "cunt"
If the disease gets out of hand, friends can be lost and relationships that are being ignored can become strained. The disease, "sextextitis", usually lasts roughly around a month, where the hosts will eventually come to their senses and realise what they are losing,
In worst case scenarios, the host does not realise and eventually loses everything.
So far the only known cure for this is to kill off the other half, so as to free the hosts body from the disease.
-Ancient methods included breaking the hosts phone and chopping off their hands but it has been proven that killing the source directly is the most effective method.
When it is suggested that the phone should be put down to spend time with friends and family, the host experiences a radical change in personality and can become volitile and lash out believing that what they have is "special" and "unique".
This is believed to be one of the first stepping stones to becoming "whipped" or otherwise better known as a "cunt"
If the disease gets out of hand, friends can be lost and relationships that are being ignored can become strained. The disease, "sextextitis", usually lasts roughly around a month, where the hosts will eventually come to their senses and realise what they are losing,
In worst case scenarios, the host does not realise and eventually loses everything.
So far the only known cure for this is to kill off the other half, so as to free the hosts body from the disease.
-Ancient methods included breaking the hosts phone and chopping off their hands but it has been proven that killing the source directly is the most effective method.
Paul: Man, James has been on his phone all day to his new girlfriend,
Darren: He's got sextextitis dude, theres no talking to him anymore.
*Cocks shotgun*
Paul: We gotta help our buddy!
Darren: He's got sextextitis dude, theres no talking to him anymore.
*Cocks shotgun*
Paul: We gotta help our buddy!
by Magbo May 24, 2011
Get the Sextextitis mug.when your having sex and texting at the same time but your partner doesnt know you're texting because your THAT good at it.
by ViXenNY November 6, 2009
Get the sextexting mug.A homo sapiens of the male gender carrying the XY chromosomes who fancies putting his male genitalia in household goods and/or furniture.
And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.
And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.
by Deandoozled January 10, 2017
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