Semishly

exactly like "kind of" but super better
pronounced sem-ish-ly

Person one: you like this one?
Person two: ...mmmmm semishly

by bestos April 7, 2009

Semispam

Semispam is a name for the tons of email messages that fill your inbox, but you never read.

They're not Spam -- Instead, these are messages such as bill notificatiions, confirmations, weekly blogs that you mean to read but never do.

Dude, why didn't you reply to my email?

"Oh, I'm sorry, it must have gotten mixed up with all the semispam in my inbox."

by Dooley Noted April 25, 2010

semispouse

A significant other that plays the role of a spouse without being legally married.

"My girlfriend's grandmother is still griping at us to get married, but we're happy just living together and being semispouses."

by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009

Semisexual

Someone who experiences Sexual attraction but has no desire to act upon it

They might fantasize and/or Touchy touchy themself, But they have no interest in actually "doing it" with someone.

Alex "Jimmy doesn't fine anyone sexually attractive!"
Jimmy "That's not true... I'm very sexually attracted to you..."
Alex "..."
Jimmy "..."
Alex "so you wanna having sex?"
Jimmy "what? ew -Grooss ಠ益ಠ no, I'm semisexual."

by There_be_monsters_here February 27, 2021

Setoism

A highly prominent disease.

Symptoms include unintentional (but repeated) misspellings of varying words in AIM conversations.

If you unintentionally misspell at least one word in every AIM chat, you suffer from Setoism.

Guy 1: So I was over at the moveis
Guy 1: *movies

Guy 2: Whoops, you've got Setoism.

by OmegaWeltall120 June 12, 2005

smoist

adj., contraction; somewhat moist, super moist, startlingly moist, sickeningly moist

1. These muffins are the smoistest I've ever eaten.
2. Easy killer, you're making me smoist.

by HipCzeck May 1, 2011

Semos

A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.

"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"

by Semos's Father August 21, 2008