Samming

The process of head banging and going hard at a party. Person may often lift up skirt and attempt to take off clothing. Side effects include throwing up and hiccups. Do not attempt unless you're a professional. Treatment: Shower. And more shots.

Sam was samming the fuck out at the party.

by tdawgggitydawg January 4, 2012

summing

To figure out your chances of having sex with your partner or on the first date.

Guy #1: Dude did you nail her.

Guy #2: Not yet I'm still summing

by T.I.T.O May 15, 2009

Samming

To sleep with or an attempted to sleep with your best friends girl friend or boy friend.

To SAM or Be SAMMED also SAMMING

I heard your friend tried to get on your girl last night…REALLY? Ya he was SAMMING YOU.

Named after an old friend SAM! THE ORIGINAL

The word can be use for both Men and Women as SAM is a universal name.

by Ryan "I have been Sammed" April 27, 2008

stemming the rose

Male homosexual anal sex,

From Brokeback Mountain, Ennis and Jake's boss says - "You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep, while you stemmed the rose"

Stemming the rose

by PhilDM1 January 10, 2009

Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.

Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."

by MasterNameless July 11, 2011

simming community

A group of people across social media who talk about the sims, play sims, make videos, and tweet about the sims. They all are a tight knit community and will ban, block, and report you if you hate on any one of them. It is quite fun.

I am a part of the simming community.

by SimmerAndSpice December 22, 2014

Seimming

The process of attaching two pieces of cloth together with ejaculation fluid.

Me: *making a jacket for my jacket potato*
Roommate: dude wtf, get some pants on, I was gonna eat that potato!
Me: too late now, I'm seimming a jacket for him.

by Juicy D. Devon March 31, 2020