ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Semper Fi

"Semper Fidelis"
1.Marine Pride;

2.The Motto of the United States Marine Corps. Latin for always faithful. Faithful to God, Country, Family and the Corps.

3.Semper Fidelis is a Latin motto translating to "always faithful". It is the motto of:The Marine Corps

4.Semper Fidelis is the title of the official march of the United States Marine Corps, composed by John Phillip Sousa in 1889. Sousa was director of the United States Marine Corp Band when a replacement for Hail to the Chief was requested, but later rejected. Sousa considered it to be his "most musical" march.

5.Semper fidelis" is a fabulous Latin motto meaning that in centuries of Roman might the soldier swore that he would fight

6.The United States Marine Corps, the amphibious infantry complementary to the United States Navy, who often reduce it to Semper Fi; the motto signifies the dedication that individual Marines are expected to have to "The Corps" and to their fellow fighting men and women, for the rest of their days and beyond.

my neighbor was a semper fi veteran during the iraq war

by ~!SPER!~ October 3, 2005

Semere

To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.

Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere

by FlowerVase July 29, 2018

Pull A Kara Sellers

To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again

Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?

by Ohmangodamn October 11, 2016

Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

by tammyface2 February 3, 2008