Semenema

When a man ejaculates deep inside a woman's rectum, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.

Guy-"You know it's hard for me to stay awake after we have sex. Why'd you take so long in the bathroom, honey?"

Girl-"Because you gave me a semenema and i couldn't stop pooping, silly."

Guy-"ZZzzzzzzz...."

by gutterwater March 14, 2009

semenema

Ejaculating into a sexual partner's ass. A true semenema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of semen, so much so that it actually seeps out of the rectum after withdrawal of the penis

Get ready for your semenema baby!

Doctor's orders are that your wife receive 2-3 semenema's a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.

by w00tn4nn135 February 25, 2008

Mrs. Seeley

When a girl has VERY low hanging boobs

My grandma has some major Mrs. Seeley going on....

by Wolverine//Logan January 23, 2009

Semeli

A cool, Chill, down to earth and intelligent person suffocated and if put in college tomorrow would instantly graduate the next day a doctor.

You are so smart. i guess I am Semeli.

by bungush1 June 11, 2018

shemele

Shemele is ugly and stabbed u in the back who talks about this girl name Brianna don't be her friend she thinks she is all that but she is funny talented but mean talks about u on internet but can't say it to your face

She. Ain't your friend Brianna! Shemele rolls her eyes too much like....

by Ilovetalking March 13, 2017

samelevel

to have the same thought as someone, to agree upon.

Having equal opinion on a matter. Equal in thought.

agree: be in accord; be in agreement

We agreed on the terms

Dialogue

Example 1
(ME) That chick has a nice round ass, I must say it looks nice
(Chris) samelevel, that shit looks good, I'd hit it.

Example 2

(ME) I can't wait for that movie to come out, it looks so halarious.

(CHRIS) samelevel. I can't wait to see it.

by Jon Hawse October 10, 2005

seemless

where a chick is perfect

man that bitch is seemless

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006