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Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.
..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.
by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013
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red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer
Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning
by Chad666 April 29, 2016
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Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome
by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010
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alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".
I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.
by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006
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Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.
Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.
by Seealis January 19, 2020
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Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.
I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.
by vanishingly February 22, 2021
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Alka Seltzer Sandwich

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..
Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"
by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008
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