Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

selfservative

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

by syd jesus May 24, 2009

Seiso

Seiso is a Japanese word that is used to describe a woman's character and appearance.

In a general sense, it means a woman who has a humble character, a clean appearance, uses beautiful words, and has beautiful posture and movements.
On the other hand, in the case of neatness used in the context of Vtuver, the meaning is slightly different.
Specifically, it adds not being lewd to its original meaning.

Seiso: When a lewd topic comes up, she doesn't like it. She skillfully changes the topic to the next one or is embarrassed.
Not Seiso: When a lewd topic comes up, she actively uses it to entertain and enliven the audience.

Seiso: She does not raise lewd topics. She will ignore or scold viewer comments when they are made on such topics.
Not Seiso: She may raise lewd topics to entertain viewers and herself.

by DeepJ January 1, 2022

Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.

Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!

by lucky spice February 6, 2013

Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.

No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo

by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009