sementary

the sock, rag, or tissue one keeps by their bed for cleanup after masturbating. a semen graveyard

its just me and you tonight buddy. I guess we're going to put more of my children in the sementary

by wg89 December 26, 2011

Sedentaryville, CA

Also known as southern California. We sit in our cars for hours on end, day in and day out. We are commuters. We have no choice. Our cities are not compact like New York. We are spread out with no public transportation to make the connections. We drive 50 miles or more a day just to get back and forth to work! Throw in the traffic factor and we're talking 8 to 10 hours a week sitting in a car.

I didn't see a single diet center in New York . Oh, I'm sure there are some in Manhattan, but not on every corner as they are in Sedentaryville. I think I know why.

by W Wee June 22, 2005

secertary

A sex-slave

A person who takes notes for a ceo while suking his dick

man1 :MR ceo just hired a new secertry

man2: y?

man1: bcuz the last secertary didnt suc good enough

man2: o?

by tjmw53 May 4, 2009

sementary

A cementary of penises and sperms. Families go there to blow it and mourn with it and give it flowers...

sementary snjloghja

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Secuntary

Pronounced " Seh-cunt-tary" A word to describe a secretary who is well past her prime. A miserable old, battleaxe that has nothing better to do.

My Secretary is useless, she is such a secuntary.

by laxplayer2 June 28, 2017

Semenary

An all male institution of higher learning where men nan enjoy each other's company and exchange ante dotes on instructing acolytes

I took a vow of dyonesan delight at the semenary

by knowaflood December 20, 2018