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Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there
John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock
by nogheaddd October 16, 2019
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Sedona

The coolest, funniest person you will ever know. Sedona is usually a very trendy and fierce female. Sedona is tall and has the singing voice of an angel. She is very confident and talks ALOT. Her laugh is usually funnier than the joke itself.
Person 1: Why are you laughing so much
Person 2: I was just talking to Sedona
by idk69 May 1, 2013
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selmon bhoi

(a sarcastically misspelled version of the phrase Salman Bhai in Hindi, meaning brother Salman, as referred to by his fans) A term used to mock Bollywood actor Salman Khan, famous/infamous for his antics and is one of the highest paid actors in Bollywood. Generally used to mock the poor implementation of physics in his movies and a unique tendency to drive off the road. (If you get it, you're an Indian. If you don't, go Google it or sth idk)
Selmon bhoi and physics are absolute enemies.
by nsn2635 July 15, 2021
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Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
by Lazynutz July 17, 2005
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Sheldon Shirt

A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.

Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
"I got a Sheldon shirt for Christmas. It's blue and has Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock on it."
by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010
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Sheldon Cooper

Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.
Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
pause
Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 May 16, 2011
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dr sheldon

Only word in their vocabulary is um
“What we doing today dr sheldon
“Um”
by Drsheldonmyg September 22, 2019
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