Type Seizure

When someone is typing as if they are having a seizure.

Tiffany: oMg, GuYs YoU wIlL nEvAr BeLiEvE wHaT hApPeNeD tO mE tOdAy!?!?!??!?!?!?!!

Russel: What's is wrong with you? Are you having a type seizure?

by bitchimmabamf. July 5, 2011

seizureman

To have a seizure during sex.

OMG Becky, Iz was so good last night, he seizuremanned me

by Capitan Seizure January 17, 2008

Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 17, 2018

Seizure

It is the attack of illness that has taken the life of a forever legend. He went by Juice wrld.

1st) So I heard the legend had a seizure.

by WhatchaKnowAboutIt December 9, 2019

Finger Seizure

When a man or boy attempts to finger a virgin woman or girl. She reacts in extremely fast twitching motions as if she was having a seizure.

Dude, Me and Her were touching each other and i tried to touch on her junk.""yah bro and?""She started twitching like i gave her a finger seizure.

by Sparky'sGotBack June 10, 2010

seizure

1. seizure
when a person's brain waves send extra electric signals to their nerves, causing uncontrollable spastic motions.

2. seizure
when the police come and take stuff from your house.

1. That guy wearing the helmet just had a seizure .

2. the fourth amendment protects us from illegal search and seizure .

by scoty July 12, 2008

Hasan Seizure

when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).

oh my god why don't you understand anything? are having Hasan seizure at the moment ?

by Karl Ghonsoon June 9, 2021