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Seinfeldian

Person who follows the teachings of Seinfeld
Stan: Do you celebrate Festivus?

Jan: Yes of course I do, I'm Seinfeldian, it's our holiest day.
by Blue Carbuncle June 19, 2011
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Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.
Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.
by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011
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Riot Shielding

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
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sifedine

Since 1900 until 2000, the first name Sifedine has not been given. Subsequently, from 2000 to 2010, 9 children were named Sifedine.

Sifedine is an expression that enters into the honorary nickname (laqab) given to several rulers of Muslim dynasties.

People named Sifedine are as rare as this beautiful first name. All Sifedine are beautiful, nice and sexy and very charmer.
Do not hesitate to taste all the beautiful Sifedine...;)
by Frédéric-historien November 21, 2021
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Seinfolding

Seinfolding in when a person has watched Seinfeld so many times that even though they continue to appreciate the comedy and craftsmanship they either must take a break or quit watching it .
A: hey man do you wanna watch Seinfeld at my house this weekend?
B: sorry man I think I’m seinfolding

A: what? When did this happen? When will it be over?
B: maybe never! I hear his voice in my mind! My friends say I’m starting to talk like him. I just don’t think I can keep doing this.

A: since you got back from nam it’s like u were never the same, I waited so long to see you again and even when I could I still missed you the same, maybe more.
B:I know… sometimes I miss me too.
A: so that’s it?
B:I guess so old friend… I guess so
by The Smarty farty 420 February 5, 2022
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Dei Shielding

When a company or individual uses the diversity, equity, and inclusion of a show as a shield against criticism.

The way it's done is simple. Create a movie or show and make the cast diverse as insurance. When the movie/show starts to flop, ignore all the sane criticism and cherry pick the most offensive tweets and pretend that it's the norm. Then proceed to blame the fans as toxic, racist, sexist, transphobic, etc.

Doing this gets you free publicity, and increases the reputation of your company with people who believe the narrative. You may also get more viewers who are curious about the controversy, or rabid supporters who then believe that watching the movie/show is a moral imperative for minority rights.

This basically ensures that even if the movie/show is bad, you will still get a return on the investment.
Prima: I don't know, this show seems pretty bad.
Coorporation: You just hate it because you are a scared little white man.
Prima: Stop gaslighting me with your Dei Shielding.
by wakkadoodooo September 13, 2022
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Seinfelding

When a group of people challenge each other to see who can go the longest without masturbating.

The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.
"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."
by masterblaster603 December 20, 2009
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