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Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.
Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...
by P Singer August 10, 2018
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Keyboard Seizure

When someone spazzes out on a keyboard or on there phone typing thingy.
OyIGr(dfoa&^obit*YDCHPYIGlu *pua&(wt :s8ODIG oPWT:*(OTD Is a good example of a keyboard seizure.
by SpooderManiac December 22, 2014
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periodic seizureistic

It is John's time of the month, he is having a 'periodic seizureistic'.
by King_Taco February 14, 2009
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Atkinson secure unit

A secure children's home in Exeter Devon, although there are children in it its ways of going about things are more comparable to that of a prison and are slightly outdated. I've heard it has nice food though, if Paul is still there at least.
Person A "Shit man my friend is getting sent to a children's prison all the way in Devon!"
Person B "Hold up, are you talking about Atkinson secure unit? That's rough, tell him to have his last hot hot chocolate before he goes in!"
by Shawshanklover June 6, 2023
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Seizure

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).
1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.
by Finalpoet June 14, 2018
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