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Springfield Secondary School

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.
Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.
by professional autist February 18, 2019
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North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.
Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!
by NVPride August 19, 2021
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Sinclair Secondary School

High school in Whitby, Ontario that is run by teachers who are unbelievably pretentious and think their school is the best. A high school that has a very high rate of teachers who's kids also attend the school and win every award possible.
Hey did John win the athlete of the year at "Sinclair Secondary School" last year?
Well yeah, his dad is the head of the gym department so its inevitable that he'll win.
by hellothere!!! December 9, 2010
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Courtice Secondary School

Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.

Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.

We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.

People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.

Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII

Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019
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Anderson secondary school

a school which copies rgs/ri uniform and makes it x10 uglier to fit in with the elites , it’s a niche school w only fake grass everywhere and no money to help it’s students.only gd thing is got coffee shop opposite and amk hub a few stops away coz canteen food is plastic . people in ANDSS are q dope but only miss the school after they leave siao
person :eh you from anderson secondary school ah ?

person2: ya leh uk the sch ah

person: eyh no where is it even

person: siao cb
by pantinghotdog August 21, 2021
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new town secondary school

a school filled with two faced hypocrites and imbeciles.
most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.

come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.

but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.

school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.

most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.

majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .

this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
continued ; once u kena one time for attire check , no matter how much effort u put in to correct ur wrongs they will still fucking target u everywhere u go like paparazzis LOL.

people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .

all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .

our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day

this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.

the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.

p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school

ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
by ex student August 20, 2021
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Secondary Shit

Right when you finish taking a huge shit, and you believe that no more shit could possibly come out of your ass, you stand up to either pull your pants up (or wipe if you stand to wipe), and you have to sit right back down again because another piece of shit just showed up.
"Dude you were in there for like 30 minutes!"

"Yeah I know, I had 3 secondary shits"
by Dick Bakerr November 13, 2009
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