sears tower 

a sex move where the guy gets up on a dresser (or some other high place in the bedroom or wherever ur doing it) and the girl lays below with her legs up in the air and spread, and the guy jumps down trying to land his dick in her pussy

Last night i was trying to sears tower my girl and i missed, it hurt like hell

sears tower by Andrew Kais April 22, 2008

Sears-Years 

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.

Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.

Sears-Years by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018

sears tower 

When you get a stiffy before a girl even touches you.

When Joanna walked by Mark, he immediatly turned into the Sears Tower.

sears tower by Noah November 25, 2004

sears grand 

A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"

Daddy you broke my iPod!

Sears Grand 4 lyfe!

sears grand by berad52 April 2, 2008

sears tower suicide

The best, most awesome way to an hero. Guaranteed success, and an awesome fall to boot! Do it while it's snowing for maximum win.

Tom: Hey, how are you gonna kill yourself?
Me: Isn't it obvious - sears tower suicide all the way!

sears tower suicide by jackasaur January 1, 2012

Sears Tatra 

A submission move in which one person places their legs on the shoulders of the receiver and grabs their nose with both hands.

My little brother did a Sears Tatra on me and it didn't hurt at all.

Sears Tatra by Jeff-on-point March 17, 2008

Sears Rowback 

Da infamously-unreliable outboard 60's/'70's-era outboard motor from da first major "fixed prices" store --- it really "sears" your temper when you get putt-putted far out into da bay and then your prop-engine quits on you, and thus you are then obliged to "row back" all da way to da dock again!

It may indeed cost less to buy a Sears Rowback for your punt than a number of other manufacturer's outboards, but you will do well to make sure you bring a good pair of oars along in your boat --- further explanation unnecessary!

Sears Rowback by QuacksO August 7, 2019