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Samster

A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.
Did you see Samster? She’s a scary one
by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021
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Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.
(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011
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Slamsterdam

Eating after smoking marijuana, or "the munchies". Combines "slams" or snacks, with Amsterdam,NL famous for legalized marijuana.
i went straight to Slamsterdam after a long hike in Dankorage,AK.
by soviettelecast April 5, 2009
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seamstress

Someone with technical skill but no taste.
That outfit was constructed well. The seams were straight but only a grandmother would wear it. She's not a designer, she's a seamstress.
by Ioshua October 7, 2010
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Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.
(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
by lZHCsd May 28, 2011
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seamsturbate

verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.
by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 17, 2008
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seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P
Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!
by QuacksO September 20, 2017
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