rabid seamonkey

When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.

"WTF are you doing?"
"Shutup you're gettin a rabid seamonkey"

by Ontario April 5, 2008

seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.

When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.

by vengstro June 27, 2006

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010

spamoon

a cross between spam and a spoon

lets go eat our spam with spamoons

by spamman February 19, 2003

Stamoonia

Most awesome prettiest girl i know atm even though she lives extreasmly far away from me in arizona.... half black half white, she laughs at nothing, and plays WoW and can be a bitch... but shes all around awesome

Stamoonia is awesome

by Silversong December 14, 2010

Seamoof

A little creature that lives in your toilet and comes out at night to steal your toe lint.

Those damn Seamoof's must have come out again last night!

by Dr. Shrooooom February 7, 2017