scuttle

The smooth, not so subtle slide between people blocking your way to what you want. for example your beer, that hot looking bitch, ect.

Hey man, lets scuttle and see if we cant hit that.

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

scuttle

Scuttle; Men only - On entering public toilets, if there is space at a urinal and the bloke entering goes into a cubicle instead of stepping up to the free urinal, he has just performed a 'scuttle'

Oi mate, no need to scuttle!!

by afrosoul September 22, 2007

scuttle

how cute little texan girls leave the room

"did ya see that cute girl from houston? boy did she scuttle out of here fast."

by skjfsfsd September 23, 2007

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

Scuttle in the Mouth

Origins found in Yorkshire saying 'coal-scuttle in the mouth', though shortened through Cumbrian slang.
Traditionally used as a reposte to an insult, equivalent to the unpleasant experience of physically trying to put a coal scuttle in your mouth.

Alternatively can be abbreviated to a simple 'Scuttle'.

"She told me I was ugly and that was a right scuttle in the mouth"

"Danny shagged my mum, what a scuttle."

by vianicolodi February 26, 2010

lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

Scuttle Dut

To mess something up, to screw up

"Tyler made another scuttle dut in his relationship" or "I know I scuttle dutted, but will you forgive me?"

by twiddlediddle29 July 8, 2012