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scummy joe

a rolled up cigarette or joint usually less than an inch long
''i only have a little bit of baccy left''
''just roll a scummy joe''
by the scummy joe October 16, 2012
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Scummy Youtuber

My Friend: Hi Have You've Heard Of Braso
Me: Yes And He's A Scummy Youtuber Who Milks On Technoblade Twice So He Can Get Tons Of View & Subscribers And Also Profiting Off It And Also Faked His Donation
My Friend: Yeah i Agree
by Climbcraft Mine504 July 8, 2022
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Scummy McScumstein

Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
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Scummy McBummy

A hobo, male or female, whom is pan handling in or around McDonald's.
Get the hell out of my face, Scummy McBummy! I already told you, I don't have any change.
by CatPoopFive December 14, 2010
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scummy bear

A person who was so drunk off their ass the night before, that their face resembles a wild bear.
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The morning after getting drunk with his friends, Jimmy fled to the woods to start his new life as a scummy bear.
by MikeG August 25, 2005
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Scummy Steve

A "Scummy Steve" is an individual that frequently celebrates the possibility of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse with anything he can manage to cajole or kidnap away from the bar. Primarily, this occurs after severe abuse of drugs and alcohol.
You were such a Scummy Steve last night bro!
He's such a Scummy Steve
by Etymologized April 2, 2011
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Scummy Mummy

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.
Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011
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