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scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.
by Bob February 4, 2004
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truffle snuffler

someone of dubious sexuality that enjoys the pasttime of sticking their nose in their lovers ass, male or female, and rooting around for goodies
I heard that that fella over there by the dumpster wil snuffle your truffles for free...
by Paulicus August 7, 2003
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Judy Scuffer

Yeah, had to bail last night, bizzies showed up and a few judy scuffers
by scouseyawool August 18, 2009
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Diplomatic Shuffler

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?
by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020
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angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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gooch snuffler

A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.
dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"

Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
by John Salton May 15, 2006
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Smuffler

Silly 12 yearold kid from oregon.
Its the Smuffler
by MOW? April 24, 2004
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