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Scuzzlebutt

Scuzzlebutt is a creature that Eric Cartman originally made up in a campfire story in the episode “Volcano”. According to the story, he lives on the mountain and kills anyone who dares to climb to the top, because it likes the taste of blood and likes to add pieces to its deformed body. He has a piece of celery for one of his hands and one of his legs is replaced with Patrick Duffy. He weaves wicker baskets as a hobby.

Also PWNz n00bs during online games sessions while collecting magical boots.
Scuzzlebutt PWN't me so hard last night. He tricked me with his deformed Patrick Duffy Leg. I gave him 2 nice pairs of magical boots.
by Scuzzelbutt January 15, 2009
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Scuttlebutt

The act of a dog dragging its ass across the carpet.
Moooommmm, your dog scuttlebutted across your floor again! (being yelled from the basement of your parents house)
by doglover4ever February 4, 2010
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-noun-
-A situation where you are surrounded and you cannot talk your way out of it. other wise known as Let's Stalk Lunch.
-A person suffering from multiple personalities can also be described with the same word..
"I have never been in such a scuttlebuttscorner before, this is all so new to me, I desperately need assistance"
by Shawnio November 25, 2013
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So i'm goin to fill up my canteen over at the scuttlebutt.
by Jessica September 18, 2003
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Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, and kills anybody who dares climb to the top.

It loves the taste of blood, and likes to add pieces to its deformed body.

On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has.... A piece of celery.

He walks with a limp. Because one of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be, there's nothing but........Patrick Duffy.

So he lives alone on this mountain, and weaves baskets, and other assorted crafts. They say that on quiet nights you can hear him weaving his baskets. Tahink, tahink , tahink.
1) Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets.

2) I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

3) Dude, it's Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
by Eric Cartman (alias JPEXS) September 22, 2008
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the ass of an unknown creature or a girl wit a dirty asshole.
yo that bitch had the worst scuzzlebutt.
by MatT May 13, 2005
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Scuttlebutt

The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.
Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.
by RussRidd November 9, 2012
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