by 202101 December 24, 2010
Get the Schmonkey mug.The game of ice hockey played by females.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
Scemo is a word used to describe kid’s who dress like the scene fashion and the emo fashion crossed, they will often wear bright coloured t-shirts or hoodies mixed in with dark makeup and black skinny jeans, a lot of chains, and generally OTT clothing, their hair may be scene cut or emo cut but will always be accessorised with cute, if a little over the top accessories while boy scemo’s normally sport a long mullet with neon streaks or highlights, and may sometimes accessorise their hair this is not frowned upon in scemo society. To scemo’s the most important thing in the whole world is music nothing will stop them listening to music, many scemo kids can’t go a couple of hours without listening to their music. Their music choice is extremely diverse, if you looked on a scemo kids play list it was range from Shania twain + Swedish pop singers (caramel dansan) to metallic and iron maiden. Scemo kids aren’t normally violent although will get into heated discussions on which band is better than another scemo’s don’t slit, like emo’s do, it is just the emo style that they partake in, scemos are usually VERY sarcastic and have wicked sense of humour, they will play practical jokes on you, and are normally very loud hyper active in in your face they will literally glomp a stranger if they like their bag or something’ (at least that’s what the scemo’s are like here)but they can also be extremely depressed and upset, they may not cry, or not cry as much as emo’s cry but they do have their little “moments” basically their like bipolar or something, however, no matter how loud and obnoxious scemos are, they make the best of friends as they will stand up for anyone even if they barley know them, they will actually listen and console you if you talk to them about a problem and best of all they know how to have a good time!
Scemo - originated in England, which is unusual as 90% of the fad’s in the world today are leaking from the USA. I personally haven’t heard it used outside of the northwest of England AKA Manchester/Wigan/Lancashire.
Note this is only the English version of scemo, they style and attitude may and probably will vary according to where you live.
by Shitawashii January 7, 2009
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by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007
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The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.
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a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
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