Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

scrungler

A person who scavenges for illegal substances at any cost.

What's that guy doing sniffing on the wall over there? Don't tell me he's scrungling again. Fucking scrungler.

by MavericksBeCray September 11, 2016

scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.

Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.

by scrindler July 5, 2022

scriggle

To scriggle: intransitive verb.

Describes the action of wriggling and squirming through narrow spaces such as half-closed doorways, around the floor at crowded parties, and so on.

May I just scriggle through to the bar?

by Kilkrazy November 1, 2005

scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003

Scriggler

A very rare trait found in women; while she is enjoying the sexual experience she is screaming so loud that it causes her to simultaneously giggle. scream+giggle= a Scriggle.

I wish I could show it to you but it is something you must experience for yourself;
Scrigglers are hot as hell.

by The SAINT 17 October 26, 2008

Scpingle

The taste of toenails in your mouth

Niall: My mouth tastes like scpingle

Ahmed: Yum, give me some

by Archer840 November 9, 2020