scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

the ol’ scrambola

Slang term straight outta the fifties for getting out of somewhere very quickly, as in leaving the scene of a crime or a mischievous deed.

Well we’d better do the ol’ scrambola unless you want to spend the night in jail!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021

scrimblo male

The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.

Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started dating him already.

by sapodilla July 14, 2021

Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko

A comedic nickname for main characters of video games so obscure, nobody really knows them outside of their cult following. Mostly used to refer to late-80s / early-90s platform game mascots like Gex, Bubsy the Bobcat, Awesome Possum and Super Mario.

Bob: "Hey man, did you see the new Smash Bros. reveal?"
John: "Yeah, they finally added Scrimblo Bimblo, the Lovable Scrunko!"
Bob: "Come on. Don't slander Banjo and Kazooie like that!"

by StaticImpulse June 25, 2021

Scribombulous scheebadoodle

The worst insult anyone could call you. It's meaning is something unspeakable, even in this eternal hellhole that is the internet. It's not even considered a slur, which only makes it worse, as the person saying it doesn't even consider you worth enough to sacrifice their profesionality just to insult you.

+:"Shut the hell up you scribombulous scheebadoodle"
-:*dies instantly*

by IsThatParvitz February 23, 2023

Scrumbo

Scrumbo is a community of gamers that reside on steam, specifically on Brick Rigs, Bean Battles, and Garry's Mod

"Hey, you heading over to Scrumbo's Budget Guns shop?"
"Scrumbo isn't a person, it's a people."

by Scrumbo August 21, 2019

very skrunkly scrimblo male

The superior scrimblo male above all the rest of them, has all the traits of a scrimblo and is the biggest gruptillionaire of them all. He is so skrunkly in fact, that he has created a hate speech and protest against Cromro Dungleson’s and his grusted and blumsted chumster-machine.

All women: Wow, that very skrunkly scrimblo male is bubsted and crucked.
Clubler: I think I just shit my pants.

by Hyacinth/Apple April 24, 2022