screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot

JFK JR, screwed the pooch!

by upton semmes November 10, 2003

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

by madmark65 July 24, 2004

Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.

ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."

by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006