screensomnia

Lack of sleep brought on by spending too much time on an electronic device (computer, phone, tablet) usually in an unproductive manner

I just signed up for netflix and it's causing major screensomnia - only slept three hours last night.

by bittersw99t March 15, 2015

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

screwtoy

Man who is used by a woman for amazing sex

I don't love him. He's just a screwtoy.

by Epicable January 3, 2015

Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager

Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!

by Xjude7 May 7, 2017

Screeton

Screeton, if you are born with this last name you are derived from royalty and a smooth pimp daddy and you slang the dick often, also you probaly smoke hella weed and have a bad habit of drinking too much alcohol also if you are not born with the last name Screeton then you are not a smooth pimp daddy that slangs the dick you are a hoe and you should get used to it and if anyones got anything to say about that they can holler at me usually stay around the MPG so holler!

(dude 1)Ay! is that dudes last name Screeton? (dude 2) yea dont fuck wit dem essays dey loco dey will fuck you up cuz they dont play that shit they keep it real in the MPG. (dude 2) fuck that ima go rob that nigga (dude 1) suit your self cuz. (dude 2)hey gimme all yo shit (screeton) what you say to me cuz, obviousely you dont know who I am cuz (dude 2) i dont give a fuck if you a screeton. (screeton) CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP! -reload-
CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP CAP! CAP! CAP! CAP
(dude 2)........................
(screeton) you dont ever curse when talking in the presence of my name, now you know,(screeton empties pockets, takes clothes, takes earrings and necklace and shoes)see ya on the flip side cuz HA!

by FAT ZACH SCREETON FROM THE MPG April 14, 2004

Screenor

Screenor, often said scr33n0r, is the 1337speak word for a nerd who watches gay porn on their computer screen (scr33n) for most of the day. Used as an insult on online games.

Haha, what a nub screenor!

by Darknessx86 November 15, 2005

screenhot

n. (intentional misspelling of the word screenshot)

A screenshot of a video game that is so unbelievably good that it is often mistaken as a bullshot, yet it in fact accurately represents the game in question.

The opposite of a bullshot.

Holy crap, did you see that screenhot of Magi-Quest XVI? It's amazing, but that's actually what the game looks like!

by aaaaa September 29, 2006