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Screentoy 

When someone loses control of direct eye contact and lives their entire life through the camera screen of a smartphone or any other electronic device. Derived from the word boytoy.
unreal! Molly is at this awesome concert but she too busy watching it through the screen of her iPhone rather then directly with her eyes. Dam social media. She's a total screentoy!
Screentoy by Doctor Champ May 19, 2017
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screenlooker 

A screenlooker is anyone who on a multiplayer shooter looks at another player's screen to identify their location and frag them as many times as possible. An example game is Halo 2.
"Dude how the freak did you just kill me?"
"I'm just really good."
"Damn screenlooker."
screenlooker by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

Screentwat 

A picture message of a female's vagina.

Synonym: Pussy Pic

Antonym: Dick Pic
Kipp K.: "Yo Chris, that hot girl sent me a screentwat last night."

Chris V.: "Nice. I hope I get screentwatted soon."
Screentwat by Khalid B. November 12, 2022

Change of screenery 

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.
When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

Screengayver 

An age old office prank that never gets old. Or if it does, only to the receiver.

Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.

The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.

Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"

Ted: "LOL"

Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
Screengayver by Grizzly August 27, 2009

screentippery 

The practice of adjusting the tilt or contents of your computer screen to temporarily provide more light.

eg: opening a predominantly white webpage to remove ones contact lenses late at night
Hold up a sec I have to do some screentippery to find my bottle opener
screentippery by pyrocam March 30, 2011

Screenthot 

Noun: Someone who constantly screenshots snapchats, messages and photos, especially when it's not consensual.

Adjective: Screenshotting messages and photos that you're not supposed to.
"He saved my snapchat, he's such a screenthot"

"She screenthotted the entire conversation"
Screenthot by Screenthot April 15, 2017