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cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015
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creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating
I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.
by HybridStorm March 26, 2005
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creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason
Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game
by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020
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Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.
"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"
by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017
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Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream
I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021
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Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time
Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz
by COD11111 January 1, 2011
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Creaming Eagles

1. a secret brotherhood of men and women set to destroy the life of another, while also exponentially increasing the sexual pleasure said target recieves

2. The call of a creaming eagle is akin to the sound a dying pterodactyl would make if it was being killed by an eagle, and only a creaming eagle can make this noise.
Me: Zach, have you finished the "tryouts" for our friend Billy?
Zach: Well I would, but my dick is kinda sore...
Me: Fine! well i'm gonna go throw a sharpie into his laundry.
Zach: Now there's the Creaming Eagles spirit! later I'll set his alarm ahead two hours...
both: Pee-yowwahhhh-ah-ahhhahhwahhh!!!!
by Creaming Eagles November 11, 2011
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