Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

shotterfall

(N)- the act of taking a full waterfall hit and proceeding to take a shot before exhaling

Damn those shotterfalls fucked me up last night.

by Lower West N3 December 15, 2011

pink scooter

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.

The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.

by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006

scooter chav

a child aged 7-14 that is a chav and rides a scooter and is allways vaping with the older lads.

alfie rough is a right scooter chav

by Shroom of the loom March 8, 2017