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pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
by paul hinton December 28, 2005
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ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle
guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
by Ashko November 23, 2009
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scorchin

to hot to handle. can be used as another derivitive of saucy. The best out there!
That Car is Scorchin!
by a clergy man April 17, 2004
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scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.
Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!
by brojers May 4, 2011
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skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.
So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.
by smartypants October 7, 2004
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Scrotchin

A lazy asshole who has pubic hair like facial hair in the chin region. Also sleeps until four in the afternoon wearing the same sweatshirt he's wore for weeks on end. May be seen with an Elsaand taking my goddamn driveway space. May also have frosting around the mouth.
If scrotchin finds this I will shit my pants laughing.
by broosky333 February 25, 2009
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scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave
Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face
by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018
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