Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

Checking Scores

Masturbating while pretending to check sports scores in the bathroom.

Hey what are you doing in there?
Checking scores ;) (Fap fap fap fap)

by HollywoodUFC October 13, 2011

lt_scopes14

A nigga on ps4 that is a yung god that nobody knows bout and hates gays and Nivraaz

Kevin: Where is LT_Scopes14
Joey: Probably Beating up some gay Jewish niggers

by KMT ARMY IS A NIG September 14, 2018

Lee Scoresby

1.) Character from His Dark Materials series. Baddest motherfucker around. Drives a hot-air balloon and don't take shit from nobody.

2.) Someone who displays aggressive levels of bad-assness.

Definition 2:

"Did you just see that guy shoot the other dude with a .45 cocked sideways, blindfolded!? In a snow storm?!"
"He's one bad-ass Lee Scoresby."

by Zegeroth October 11, 2007

he shoots! he scores!

Exclamation frequently used by hockey commentators.

Gretzky on the breakaway, he shoots! he scores! (applause)

by dude, where's my bagel? September 3, 2005

Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016