scown

a word for "moron"

originally used in the movie Avatar, and most Avatar geeks use it.

"Dont stir it like that, you scown!"

"This scown will never learn."

by AmerikcanCheezz May 23, 2010

Shlown

someone who tries very hard to be hot or attractive and ends up looking like a slutty clown.

girl 1: Do you see how that girl is dancing obnoxiously with her glow sticks?
guy 2: Eww.. does she think thats attractive?
girl 1: She looks like........A SHLOWN.

by sillysteph October 21, 2010

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

slowness

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

by OT herb June 26, 2009

slown

a word used to describe the act of slowing down. I guess it is a Texas thing.

The mail sure has slown down this christmas.

by Jimmy Johnston February 12, 2006

scrown

A derogatory term referring to a mentally deficient person who also happens to be a racial minority.

I think that Chinaman must be a scrown. He keeps running head-first into the wall. Somebody ought to give him a helmet.

by Willis Doodleberry August 15, 2006