Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.

“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”

by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

by tomjr April 14, 2006

scooped

Originally journalistic lingo, it means someone else has "dug up" a story before you did.

Laura: Hey everyone, did you hear the news? The Pope just died.

Everyone: Whoa.

Mike: Hey people, I just heard the Pope is dead.

Everyone: Scooped.

by orkid68 October 15, 2008

schoopeighdewpahlah

adj: all feelings and moods experienced at school.

gosh darn! school is so schoopeighdewpahlah right now!

by axospectral April 5, 2022

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

scooped

To be extremely intoxicated. Originating from the Cambusbarron area of Scotland.

"Whit, a wiz fuckin scooped last nite likes, dropped ma phone dug shite then whitied."

by smik2 January 24, 2009

scooped

to be absolutley wankered(drunk out of your mind)

Nathan:Maaaan we should get bare scooped lioke
Alex:Definatley
Charlotte:No doubt
Kat:bosh
Toby:nice work Nathan, lets get scooped, safe.

by bare sly lesbian lovers August 1, 2009