schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

schlatt walk

idk man it’s kind of just the way you naturally walk in public. created by the infamous business jschlatt.

“Look at that dude schlatt walking down the street”
“Oh man, he looks like he’s off to do some big business”

by Technicolorhood September 27, 2019

SchlattWalk

When someone is walking with such glamour and elegance that you are absolutely dumbfounded by the SchlattWalk.

Person 1: did you see Matt doing the SchlattWalk?
Person 2: yeah I did! He's boutta get all that puss

by They tryna be jeff November 19, 2019

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Hey I just Schlatt Walked to the store to get some milk

by Zuko's World October 11, 2019

schlatt

a schlatt is a guy who usually says shit on xbox live like "I fucked your mom kid"

person 1: hey, why did you leave the xbox party yesterday?
person 2: there was so many schlatts.

by dalt6n July 7, 2019

schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

by bamnig April 25, 2007

Scyattt

A tall xc runner with a inverse gyat but gets all the d1 dick and is really good at smashing.

One bus ride to states I heard a loud slapping sound but it was fine because it was just Scyattt

by Xc-team November 1, 2023