schwilled

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

schwieder

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.

Sir Schwieder you are very cool.

by Sockman37 April 16, 2019

Schwagner

A term for ex-schwag dealers who are hopelessly broke.

Hey you see that schwagner? Over there sellin' his ass on the corner for a dinner...

by Z06 July 7, 2006

Schwinger

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!

Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

Schwagger Napper

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

by fezzyone October 8, 2011

schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.

Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!

by Mighty Large April 26, 2007