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dip schmidt

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.
Wow here comes dip schmidt
by clobamacare November 13, 2019
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schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water
Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.
by grat101 December 22, 2010
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Schwibb

A mental or physical state in which you are rendered incapable of basic bodily functions, thoughts, or emotions.
After smokin' that L he was schwibbed

Yo anybody else got sugar crystals on their face or am i the only one schwibbed to the nibbs yo?

That couch looks comfortable enough for schwibbing

If i do another line ill be schwibbed to the nibbs
by Tommy Nobel August 18, 2010
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Kathie Schmid

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)
The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.
by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005
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Schwide

A penis with an average or less than average length, but an above average girth.
Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.
by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021
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douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 15, 2013
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Schmidt-Ing

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.
Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?
by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012
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