Schweem 

The act of ejaculating over a wide area.

"Dude, I totally schweemed all over the kitchen last night."

Schweem by Chris94 September 8, 2005

scarenema 

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

scarenema by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

schweenbag

Rubber, condom, prophylactic

My sister's boyfriend left 3 blooted-in schweenbags underneath the rug.

schweenbag by Rotten Attorney May 24, 2006

Shweeman-Huh 

The supreme huh-er.
The god of the huh, illiteracy, and dumbness.

Damn dude! Here comes Shweeman-Huh!!! Salute the dumbness... huh huh... huh!

Shweeman-Huh by CD January 10, 2005

schwentfaced

when one gets so drunk that they pee the bed

Sara has to get schwentfaced on her birthday.

schwentfaced by jschwent October 1, 2011

schwendeman 

Schwendeman is a Sweden last name… my last name is Schwendeman

Mrs.Schwendeman please get over here!

schwendeman by Boo_i_scared_you November 14, 2021

schwettmann 

Ugly ass bitch

Tristan is a schwettmann

schwettmann by Canyon bitch November 11, 2020